Shocked to hear from me, usually I don’t utter a word (Say it Attitude problem, yes me the cow has the highest attitude problem)!
I don’t give a damn to anyone, to you, your ‘Flaunting Ego’ Car and Masculine Bike’s honks! You’d think that honking horns and blasting engine brakes would scare me, but I just sit there, unfazed and without so much as a flinch. I am neither impressed nor scared of the traffic. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. I am cool and Calm at busiest road!
You can Impress your girl with your Karizma ZMR,, but CAN’T impress a Cow, A biggest loser!
I relish at middle (exactly statistical middle point) of the road, chewing is my style!
Yes I am the Cow of Your City that Brown Lady with Immense Pride!
Cow and the Pen, Why? (Such a distant relationship)
Why am I writing a page in diary?
That too when you people make fun of us like ‘kala akshar bhens barabar’ and ‘bhens ke aage been bajana’ and whtt not….
Bhens the Buffalo, yes, we belong to same category with some similarities and differences. Why don’t you human tag us as animals from different religion?You love to paint religion at every irrelevant difference! (Religion YOU created to look different from animals and You use it now as a valid moral excuse to behave like animal, The Dichotomy!) #Religion
But we are TOLERANT ,tolerant up to an extent that I need not to justify being secular and My fellow friend buffalo never has to prove that its not communal!
This is how we have the world of Animals. And still you say ‘ why fighting like animals’ Misconception ?
So why did I take the Pen?
#Smart city and for that you are going to implement #Smart Intelligent Traffic Management system?
How do I know?
You people eat samosa on Newspaper and then throw it here and there (Smart people,really?), every bite of it is the information which I chew. No, its never my food, the news paper, plastic bags,garbage. Its not the healthy diet but you feed it to me #SmartPeople
Let me appreciate you have a good traffic management plan, coming up with Advance driver assistance system,
Yes, because you ignored the geography, chemistry,Psychology of Indian roads.
India is a country where ‘one size fit for all’ is the biggest mistake.
Customization drived! Even Mcdonld has to make Alutikki for Indians.
·Do you know who rules the Indian roads?
·Do You know the unwritten but prominent rules of Indian traffic?
Here is a quick glance:
1.All vehicles will be driven in accordance with the maximum speed, to slow is to weaken, to brake is to fail, to stop is defeat. This is the Indian drivers’ mantra.
2.Priority traffic is the traffic entering from left, So is traffic from the right and also traffic in the middle, Traffic at Indian road, at all times and irrespective of direction of travel will grab the center of the road.
3.Overtaking is mandatory, every vehicle will have to overtake every other vehicle, irrespective of whether it has just overtaken you. No more than two and half inches should be allowed between your vehicle and the one you are passing.
4.Reversing: no longer applicable since it’s a matter of pride as no one will be ready to reverse his vehicle.
5.If you want to pass anything, honk your horn loudest. Everyone else will start honking too. If you don’t
have a horn, shout. He who is loudest gets the right-of-way. ( Darwin’s theory of Survival of Fittest)
6.And Most Important:
Like Indian society,Indian Traffic system is structured on a strict caste system. In descending order, give way to: