Funny interview questions answers – Hilarious Conversation !

Funny answers for interview questions !
Funny interview questions answers !

Funny interview questions answers !

Funny interview questions answers !

1. What is your greatest strength?

I have big biceps, I can lift you with a single hand.

2. What is your greatest weakness?

I have stomach disorder. I keep farting thought the day.

3. Tell me about yourself.

We’ll, that’s just me.

Funny interview questions answers !

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4. Why should we hire you?

Because I’m the best person on this planet. Nobody can even dare to come closer to me.

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5. What are your salary expectations?

Well, how much can you afford? At least five times as much as you earn.

6. Why do you want this job?

I know the company is performing badly and need someone like me, who can transform your company.

Funny interview questions answers !

7. How do you handle stress and pressure?

We’ll that’s a secret but since you seems to be curious I’ll let you know. Don’t tell anyone. I have a large collection of Heroine, Cannabis, Marijuana and Cocaine. Incase if you need it, let me know.

Funny interview questions answers !

8. What are your goals for the future?

I want to become CEO of your company and replace you for asking such nonsense questions.

 

9. Describe a difficult work situation / project and how you overcame it.

I worked with a client named Mr. Demon. He came from hell. We delivered the project on time but Mr. Demon refused to pay. Using all my strength as mentioned in the previous answer, I punched him on his face. Finally he paid more than what I had asked for. I received a Superhero award for this feat.

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